Toronto Mewers at Seattle Skibidis
Official 2026-27 BBL regular season matchup: Toronto Mewers at Seattle Skibidis inside The Porcelain Coliseum (2029-03-30, 7:30 PM EST on BBL TV / ESPN).
| Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Toronto Mewers | — | — | — | — | — |
| Seattle Skibidis | — | — | — | — | — |
Toronto Mewers Visit Seattle Skibidis at The Porcelain Coliseum
Official 2026-27 BBL regular season matchup: Toronto Mewers at Seattle Skibidis inside The Porcelain Coliseum (2029-03-30, 7:30 PM EST on BBL TV / ESPN). Official quarter-by-quarter scoring, play-by-play highlights, and player box scores will populate automatically upon tip-off (2029-03-30 at 7:30 PM EST).
| Player | POS | PPG | RPG | APG | FG% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Handsome Squidward | SG | 24.8 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 49.1% |
| Jawline Jack | SF | 16.5 | 6.1 | 2.9 | 48% |
| Looksmaxxer Leo | PG | 13.8 | 3.2 | 8.2 | 45.3% |
| Mogger Mike | PF | 11.5 | 9.2 | 2.1 | 51.5% |
| Chico Lachowski | SF | 14.2 | 4.8 | 2.6 | 46.8% |
| Bonesmasher Bob | C | 8.9 | 9.7 | 1.4 | 54% |
| Player | POS | PPG | RPG | APG | FG% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skibidi Prime | C | 21.8 | 13.9 | 2.4 | 57.5% |
| Cameraman Colin | SG | 17.5 | 4.1 | 2.9 | 46.8% |
| Speakerman Sean | PG | 14.1 | 3.2 | 8.4 | 44.9% |
| TV Man Trevor | SF | 13 | 6.5 | 3.1 | 46.5% |
| Titan Cameraman | PF | 12.4 | 9.8 | 2.1 | 52% |
| Plunger Man | PG | 11.8 | 2.8 | 4.1 | 44% |
Skibidi Prime and Cameraman Colin Combine for 46 Points as Seattle Rolls Past Toronto
In official 2028-29 Regular Season action at The Porcelain Coliseum, Skibidi Prime spearheaded the Seattle Skibidis with 24 points, 13 rebounds, and 4 assists to secure a 106-105 victory over the Toronto Mewers. Cameraman Colin added 22 points and 5 boards in support, while Handsome Squidward paced Toronto with 31 points and 3 assists in a competitive down-to-the-wire finish.
KEY PLAY-BY-PLAY MOMENTS
- Q1 08:40 — Skibidi Prime initiates high pick-and-roll and knocks down pull-up jumper.
- Q2 03:32 — Handsome Squidward answers on the perimeter with a contested stepback three-pointer.
- Q3 05:28 — Cameraman Colin finishes transition alley-oop off a pinpoint outlet pass from Skibidi Prime.
- Q4 00:38 — Skibidi Prime converts clutch bucket in traffic to seal the 106-105 result for Seattle.
OFFICIAL PLAYER BOX SCORES
| Player | POS | MIN | PTS | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Handsome Squidward | SG | 37 | 31 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | -3 |
| Jawline Jack | SF | 35 | 22 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 |
| Looksmaxxer Leo | PG | 32 | 18 | 2 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | -4 |
| Mogger Mike | PF | 29 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 3 | -4 |
| Chico Lachowski | SF | 22 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | +2 |
| Bonesmasher Bob | C | 85 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | +1 |
| TEAM TOTALS | — | 240 | 105 | 39 | 24 | 8 | 10 | 11 | 16 | — |
| Player | POS | MIN | PTS | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skibidi Prime | C | 37 | 24 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | +3 |
| Cameraman Colin | SG | 35 | 22 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | +4 |
| Speakerman Sean | PG | 32 | 16 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | +5 |
| TV Man Trevor | SF | 29 | 18 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | +5 |
| Titan Cameraman | PF | 22 | 17 | 11 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| Plunger Man | PG | 85 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| TEAM TOTALS | — | 240 | 106 | 43 | 25 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 17 | — |