New York Taxers at Seattle Skibidis
Official 2026-27 BBL regular season matchup: New York Taxers at Seattle Skibidis inside The Porcelain Coliseum (2028-08-20, 3:30 PM EST on BBL TV / NBA TV).
| Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| New York Taxers | — | — | — | — | — |
| Seattle Skibidis | — | — | — | — | — |
New York Taxers Visit Seattle Skibidis at The Porcelain Coliseum
Official 2026-27 BBL regular season matchup: New York Taxers at Seattle Skibidis inside The Porcelain Coliseum (2028-08-20, 3:30 PM EST on BBL TV / NBA TV). Official quarter-by-quarter scoring, play-by-play highlights, and player box scores will populate automatically upon tip-off (2028-08-20 at 3:30 PM EST).
| Player | POS | PPG | RPG | APG | FG% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fanum | C | 22.4 | 14.8 | 3.8 | 57.6% |
| Blicky the Pullup | SG | 18.9 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 46.2% |
| Chopped Cheese Charlie | PF | 12.6 | 8.2 | 2.1 | 49% |
| Bodega Bro | PG | 11.2 | 2.6 | 7.8 | 44.8% |
| CaseOh | C | 16.8 | 13.5 | 1.8 | 61.2% |
| Big Boom | SF | 12.1 | 4.9 | 2.2 | 47.4% |
| Player | POS | PPG | RPG | APG | FG% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skibidi Prime | C | 21.8 | 13.9 | 2.4 | 57.5% |
| Cameraman Colin | SG | 17.5 | 4.1 | 2.9 | 46.8% |
| Speakerman Sean | PG | 14.1 | 3.2 | 8.4 | 44.9% |
| TV Man Trevor | SF | 13 | 6.5 | 3.1 | 46.5% |
| Titan Cameraman | PF | 12.4 | 9.8 | 2.1 | 52% |
| Plunger Man | PG | 11.8 | 2.8 | 4.1 | 44% |
Clutch Fourth Quarter Lifts Seattle Skibidis Over New York Taxers Despite Fanum’s 26 Points
In official 2028 Global Series action at The Porcelain Coliseum, Skibidi Prime spearheaded the Seattle Skibidis with 27 points, 14 rebounds, and 2 assists to secure a 113-110 victory over the New York Taxers. Speakerman Sean added 21 points and 5 boards in support, while Fanum paced New York with 26 points and 4 assists in a competitive down-to-the-wire finish.
KEY PLAY-BY-PLAY MOMENTS
- Q1 08:23 — Skibidi Prime initiates high pick-and-roll and knocks down pull-up jumper.
- Q2 03:50 — Fanum answers on the perimeter with a contested stepback three-pointer.
- Q3 05:18 — Speakerman Sean finishes transition alley-oop off a pinpoint outlet pass from Skibidi Prime.
- Q4 00:38 — Skibidi Prime converts clutch bucket in traffic to seal the 113-110 result for Seattle.
OFFICIAL PLAYER BOX SCORES
| Player | POS | MIN | PTS | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fanum | C | 37 | 26 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | -2 |
| Blicky the Pullup | SG | 35 | 19 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | -5 |
| Chopped Cheese Charlie | PF | 32 | 15 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | -3 |
| Bodega Bro | PG | 29 | 12 | 5 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | -2 |
| CaseOh | C | 22 | 22 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | +3 |
| Big Boom | SF | 85 | 16 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | +3 |
| TEAM TOTALS | — | 240 | 110 | 50 | 21 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 13 | — |
| Player | POS | MIN | PTS | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skibidi Prime | C | 37 | 27 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | +1 |
| Cameraman Colin | SG | 35 | 20 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | +5 |
| Speakerman Sean | PG | 32 | 21 | 5 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | +1 |
| TV Man Trevor | SF | 29 | 14 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | +3 |
| Titan Cameraman | PF | 22 | 16 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | -3 |
| Plunger Man | PG | 85 | 15 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | -2 |
| TEAM TOTALS | — | 240 | 113 | 40 | 22 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 16 | — |