Handsome Squidward Drops 29 Points as Toronto Mewers Top Seattle Skibidis 116-99 in 2028 Global Series Clash
Handsome Squidward (29 PTS, 6 REB, 6 AST) and Jawline Jack (24 PTS) power Toronto past Skibidi Prime’s 22-point effort.
TORONTO — Handsome Squidward delivered a commanding performance inside The Jawline Pavilion, pouring in 29 points, 6 rebounds, and 6 assists across 42 minutes to lead the Toronto Mewers to a 116-99 victory over the Seattle Skibidis in 2028 Global Series action.
Toronto established rhythm early behind Jawline Jack, who contributed 24 points and 5 rebounds while helping Toronto Mewers close out a 25-23 fourth-quarter frame. For Seattle Skibidis, Skibidi Prime battled relentlessly with 22 points, 13 rebounds, and 3 assists in 42 minutes of floor time.
“When Handsome Squidward and Jawline Jack play with that level of two-way poise, we can beat anybody in this league,” Toronto Mewers head coach Dr. John Mew-rot said postgame. Looking ahead to today’s 2028 Global Series slate (2028-09-06), attention shifts to Boston Grimaces visiting Atlanta Rizzlers at The AMP Dome (7:00 PM EST, BBL TV / ESPN), where Grimace and Kai Cenat headline the marquee matchup.
"We stayed locked into our defensive assignments in the fourth quarter and trusted the pass. Getting a 116-99 win against a tough Seattle Skibidis squad builds huge momentum."
"Credit to Toronto for making timely shots down the stretch. We’ll review the film, tighten up our weak-side rotations, and bounce back in our next game."